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What's good for the goof is good for the gander

All goofs find their way to Goof City.
That’s how you got here. Jello! (that’s goofier than Hello!) Welcome! Get your goof on! Set a spell. Take your shoes off. You may find you ding dang don’t want to go. (You don’t have to, y’know.) But if you feel you must, y’all come back now, y’hear? We’ll still be here goofing around.

It's never too late to goof off

What’s it all about, Goofy?
I don’t want to know how to build a henhouse, a better mousetrap, or a website. I just want to eat the eggs, kill the mouse, and write something. So don’t go expecting animated emoticons, exploding graphics, car crash sound effects or what have you. It’s all about the words, my fellow goofs.

I'm just thankful I've got a goof over my head

Disclaimer: is not an encyclopedia; it’s a Goofipedia. A collection of goofy curiosities from around the world, the web, and within your Mayor’s mind. Don’t reference it in your history master’s thesis. Any errors of fact or fiction are solely those of the Mayor. She was probably goofing when she made them. This is a zero-profit playground for educational and entertaining goofy content. Photos and videos from the web are credited, and intended as fair use for illustrative and/or satirical purposes. If you object to the use of your material, give a holler at

Here a goof, there a goof, everywhere a goof goof

Alexandra Jones serves as Mayor of Goof City.
She loves hearing from citizens of all stripes, polka dots and itchy rashes, so please feel free to leave your goofy remarks below or at

Have you hugged your goof today?

if judged to be suitably goofy, will be published at the sole discretion of the Mayor. Because she’s the Mayor, and this is her goofy blog.

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      Dear Linguim,

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      Tessa, I love love love all this too. Thanks for sharing. But you still owe a Merry Christmas to Susan, Bob, Nelson, Abbie, Ernie, and Mary. Your message was diverted to warm and fuzzy Goof City. Continue to enjoy your dairy-aires, but as a vegan, I can’t offer you any if you stop by. Goofery a-plenty always in supply.

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